Monday, November 17, 2008

Press Release: Protestant Stalinist Party Candidate Wins Election as US President


NOVEMBER 17, 2008 (Berkeley, Calif.) -- The Protestant Stalinist Party of America (PSP) today announced that comrade Yuri Titov won election as President of the United States of America, receiving 99.9% of all votes cast in the November 4, 2008 general election in the United States.

"Our congratulations to comrade Titov," said Beatrice Bassingworth, General-Secretary of the Party and Chair of the Central Committee. "Unfortunately, due to the machinations of the imperialist insects in the Democratic, Republican, Green, Constitution, Libertarian, Socialist Workers, Socialist, Boston Tea, Objectivist, Prohibition, Reform, Pacifist and New American Independent Parties, comrade Titov's vote total was suppressed."

The PSP has announced its intention to file suit in Toledo Traffic Court seeking to block the certification of Ohio's electors on the grounds of electoral fraud. It will also seek to have comrade Titov's 1979 Ford Fairmont released from impound where it was placed due to non-payment of parking tickets.

For more information on the PSP, visit protestantstalinistparty.blogspot.com

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The Protestant Stalinist Party is America's largest political party with more than 38 million registered members. Since its founding in 1685 it has represented the rights and dreams of American workingmen and workingwomen in a spirit of peace, international solidarity and class equality. The current General-Secretary of the Protestant Stalinist Party is Ms. Beatrice Bassingworth.